Where the Hell (or What the Hell) is Leetle Beach?

Ah, yes, Leetle Beach.

I’ve heard quite a bit about this “beach” over the course of my fledgling multiplayer experience. Lot’s of guys with thick accents were telling me about it in loud and somewhat angry voices while playing multiplayer Blacklight and COD: Ghosts.

I wondered where this wonderful and magical place was that all of these players were telling me about.

It sounded so glorious and relaxing! Hell yes I wanted to go to Leetle Beach. Who wouldn’t? I imagined tropical drinks and white sand and every console and game on the planet.

All of those “super friendly” players started hollering about Leetle Beach right after I killed them, or they killed me.

Odd.

They’d say things like, “Hey, hey, Leetle Beach”, and “You, Leetle Beech”.

All of these friendly fellows with rough English seemed to want me to head to the beach. Maybe they wanted me to get out and enjoy my day. It was so very friendly of them.

Just take a moment to think about how glorious it would be….

Now before people think I’m crazy or an idiot, I do know what Leetle Beach means. It’s rough English for Little Bitch, naturally. I just think it’s funny as hell that Leetle Beach is so many peoples’ go to insult when gaming. I had no less than seven people say it to me over about a month on multiplayer.

I just smile and laugh because really it’s quite funny when you think about it.

Still… I can’t help but think that Leetle Beach is actually this great place where gamers go to relax and actually get some sun, and all of those guys were really trying to tell me about how awesome it is, but I couldn't understand them. In my mind, that’s what it will always be.

So, have you ever been told about this awesome beach?